The Bachelor Life
| The Bachelor Life | |
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| Details | |
Story type |
Character Goal |
Event |
Lrrr Strikes Back |
Previous Goal |
Perfect Disguise |
Part 1
Description[edit source]
- Fry stays in.
Objectives
- Have Bachelor Fry Play the Air Guitar (1h 0m 0s)
- Have Bender Instigate a Bar Fight (1h 0m 0s)
Rewards[edit source]
- 25
75 
Story[edit | edit source]
Scuse me, Mr. Fry, but I couldn't help noticing you're wearin' fewer pants than normal.
It's a disguise, Scruffy. I'm on the run from an entire alien race.
I find growin' a mustache is pretty effective. SEC's been lookin' for me ever since I absconded with $45 million in bearer bonds fifteen eyars ago.
Ooops.
Probably I oughta kill you now.
Funny... I forgot how much I love playing air guitar in my underwear.
You know, nowadays we have the technology to turn air guitar gestures directly into actual guitar music.
Whoa, really? Will my air guitar sound as cool as it looks?
Exactly as cool as it looks.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some irony I need to enjoy in private.
Part 2
Description[edit source]
- Fry chows down.
Objectives
- Have Bachelor Fry and Bender Eat Hot Pockets (3h 0m 0s)
- Have Bender and Bachelor Fry Eat Hot Pockets (3h 0m 0s)
- Have Scruffy Wipe It Down (4h 0m 0s)
Rewards[edit source]
- 50 75
Story[edit | edit source]
Boy, I'm starving. Do we have any food?
I've got some hot dogs on the rotisserie in my ass...
Too classy. I want something more bachelor-oriented. Do we still have those leftover Hot Pockets from last summer's quote-unquote barbecue?
I'll check the shed on the roof.
Those Hot Pockets really hit the spot. I feel like I'm back in my college days!
You went to college?
A little bit. When I say "days", I mean it literally.
Part 3
Description[edit source]
- Fry hits the hay.
Objectives
- Have Bachelor Fry Take a Hobo Nap (6h 0m 0s)
- Have The Professor Conduct a Sleep Experiment (1h 0m 0s)
Rewards[edit source]
- 50 75
Story[edit | edit source]
You know what I used to love about being in my early 20s? I could go out and have fun and then just pass out anywhere.
That's exactly what I love about my late 160s! Observe:
[ZZZZ]
Not bad, but if you want any style points, you have to pass out somewhere really uncomfortable. Watch and learn.
Guess what? While I was sleeping on a park bench. Lrrr walked right by me without even noticing!
Acting like a slob bachelor was a stroke of genius. While he's looking for late-20s Fry. I'm out enjoying life as early-20s Fry!
Is survival really worth it? You must have been quite unpopular in your early 20s.
Unpopular, yes -- but almost everybody agreed I was alive.
Not if they smelled you, they didn't.
Part 4
Description[edit source]
- Fry disrupts the workplace.
Objectives
- Have Bachelor Fry Neglect Personal Hygiene (8h 0m 0s)
- Have Amy Plug Her Noseholes (4h 0m 0s)
Rewards[edit source]
- 50 75
Story[edit | edit source]
Fry, your odor is starting to become a major issue.
What?! Zoidberg smells a lot worse than I do, and you tolerate him!
We make him live in a dumpster, Fry.
Even worse! You treat him like a beloved family member!
Fry, we've instituted a mandatory shower policy, effective immediately.
This is a witch hunt!
It's really more of a workplace safety thing. You're giving off dangerous levels of volatile organic compounds.
I am? Then I've done it! At last I've completely recreated my early-20s lifestyle!
Like Alexander, I have no more worlds left to conquer.
See also[edit | edit source]
