The Bachelor Life

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The Bachelor Life
Goal Fry Bachelor.png
Details
Story type
Character Goal
Event
Lrrr Strikes Back
Previous Goal
Perfect Disguise


Part 1

Description[edit source]

Fry stays in.

Objectives

  • Have Bachelor Fry Play the Air Guitar (1h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bender Instigate a Bar Fight (1h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 25 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Scruffy Scuse me, Mr. Fry, but I couldn't help noticing you're wearin' fewer pants than normal.

Bachelor Fry It's a disguise, Scruffy. I'm on the run from an entire alien race.

Scruffy I find growin' a mustache is pretty effective. SEC's been lookin' for me ever since I absconded with $45 million in bearer bonds fifteen eyars ago.

Scruffy Ooops.

Scruffy Probably I oughta kill you now.


Bachelor Fry Funny... I forgot how much I love playing air guitar in my underwear.

Bender You know, nowadays we have the technology to turn air guitar gestures directly into actual guitar music.

Bachelor Fry Whoa, really? Will my air guitar sound as cool as it looks?

Bender Exactly as cool as it looks.

Bender Now if you'll excuse me, I have some irony I need to enjoy in private.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Fry chows down.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bachelor Fry Boy, I'm starving. Do we have any food?

Bender I've got some hot dogs on the rotisserie in my ass...

Bachelor Fry Too classy. I want something more bachelor-oriented. Do we still have those leftover Hot Pockets from last summer's quote-unquote barbecue?

Bender I'll check the shed on the roof.


Bachelor Fry Those Hot Pockets really hit the spot. I feel like I'm back in my college days!

Bender You went to college?

Bachelor Fry A little bit. When I say "days", I mean it literally.


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Fry hits the hay.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bachelor Fry You know what I used to love about being in my early 20s? I could go out and have fun and then just pass out anywhere.

The Professor That's exactly what I love about my late 160s! Observe:

The Professor [ZZZZ]

Bachelor Fry Not bad, but if you want any style points, you have to pass out somewhere really uncomfortable. Watch and learn.


Bachelor Fry Guess what? While I was sleeping on a park bench. Lrrr walked right by me without even noticing!

Bachelor Fry Acting like a slob bachelor was a stroke of genius. While he's looking for late-20s Fry. I'm out enjoying life as early-20s Fry!

The Professor Is survival really worth it? You must have been quite unpopular in your early 20s.

Bachelor Fry Unpopular, yes -- but almost everybody agreed I was alive.

The Professor Not if they smelled you, they didn't.


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Fry disrupts the workplace.

Objectives

  • Have Bachelor Fry Neglect Personal Hygiene (8h 0m 0s)
  • Have Amy Plug Her Noseholes (4h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Amy Fry, your odor is starting to become a major issue.

Bachelor Fry What?! Zoidberg smells a lot worse than I do, and you tolerate him!

Amy We make him live in a dumpster, Fry.

Bachelor Fry Even worse! You treat him like a beloved family member!


The Professor Fry, we've instituted a mandatory shower policy, effective immediately.

Bachelor Fry This is a witch hunt!

The Professor It's really more of a workplace safety thing. You're giving off dangerous levels of volatile organic compounds.

Bachelor Fry I am? Then I've done it! At last I've completely recreated my early-20s lifestyle!

Bachelor Fry Like Alexander, I have no more worlds left to conquer.

See also[edit | edit source]