The Dwayne of Your Existence is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
Mutant Dwayne sings a song.
50 75 Hey, Dwayne, what brings your big head to New New York?
Invasion anxiety, Bender. I wish I could help fight, but I'm a man of peace. So I wrote a song to protest the Omicronians.
Um, Dwayne? This is a textbook "part of the solution / part of the problem" situation.
I know protest music doesn't usually do much good, but at least people appreciate the effort.
Has anyone explicitly told you that?
I would listen to all of them.
Mutant Dwayne tries to reinvent himself.
50 75 I can't believe I waste my whole life writing folksongs and teaching high school.
Look, I'm the Professsor's Teaching Assistant, and I know teaching isn't always glamorous, but it's important work.
Yeah, well, I bet college physics students don't throw tomatoes at your misshapen head!
I admit they always aim for the Professor, but they do sometimes miss.
I'm afraid a new hat won't change anything. I've decided to become a soldier and join the resistance.
I applaud your ambition.
But I'd start by getting fitted for a good custom helmet.
With any luck, it won't be finished until the invasion is over!
Mutant Dwayne offers assistance.
50 75 Professor, I want to help you fight back against the Omicronian invasion.
I suppose two heads are better than one.
Nice reference to my big head, Professor.
Oh, no, I was proposing we graft my head onto your powerful young body and become a two-headed genius-level killing machine.
I've run some blood tests, Dwayne, and I'm afraid the two-headed transplant is off.
It appears your mutated immune system would reject my head!
Unless you'd like to put YOUR head on MY body?...
Absolutely not!... But check back with me when the war is over.
Mutant Dwayne asks the big questions.
Objectives What if the Omicronians never leave? What if this is the way things are from now on?
Look, if it comes to that, you should just learn to live with it.
Just learn to live with it? JUST LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT?
Why didn't I think of that?
I've finally conquered the existential anxiety that's been plaguing me.
Great work, Dwayne!
I don't know what most of those words mean, but my takeaway is that somehow you've singlehandedly defeated the Omicronians!