The Loyal Gargoyle is the goal for Pazuzu in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
- Pazuzu protects the Professor.
- Have Pazuzu Serve the Professor (1h 0m 0s)
- Have Amy Curse in Cantonese (8h 0m 0s)
- Have The Professor Invent Useless Thing ()
- 5 50
The Robot Devil has sent his demon army to attack my laboratory!
Not to worry. Pazuzu will rip them to shreds, tout suite.
So what are these demons made of, exactly? Some kind of hellish putty, right?
... You know, you were a lot more threatening when I first summoned you into existence from the Outer Darkness.
The laboratory, he is now safe.
Thank you, Pazuzu! How can I ever repay you?
I have always wanted to be a professor of Folklore and Mythology. You can put me through graduate school.
I'm not paying for a Folk & Myth degree! Become a teaching assistant like all my other gargoyles!
- Fry plays with Pazuzu.
- Have Pazuzu Practice Preening (4h 0m 0s)
- Have Fry Do the Hustle (0h 30m 0s)
- Have Bender Recharge His Battery (1h 0m 0s)
- 20 100
Pazuzu, you're back!
Yes, Fry. I have returned to assist the Professor during these trying times.
Do you have time to play with me?
If it will help make times less trying, certainement! How about a round of what you English call frisbee golf?
Hey, it's Pazuzu! The horrible monster who didn't exist a thousand years ago but does now even though he has nothing to do with science!
You're looking ugly, my friend!
Thank you, mon frere. I have had some work done to harden my features into a rictus of pure terror.
Now wherever I go I leave a trail of toddlers turned to stone by my hideous gaze.
- Pazuzu warns the Professor.
- Have Pazuzu Evade the Cops (1d 0h 0m 0s)
- Have The Professor Make Frequent Bathroom Trips (8h 0m 0s)
- Earn 10,000 more Nixonbucks
- 5 50
I sense evil in the air, Professor. I caution you, as you value your life, do not leave this building once the sun sets!
Then how am I supposed to pick up my dinner from the Chinese place?
Can you send Fry?
That solves thing, you fool! If I go and something happens to me, I won't need to dinner. But if I send Fry ad something happens to him, I'm still hungry!
I've done everything I can to keep my crew safe.
As a father, I respect your concern. I know zat I would do anything to protect my son.
Including biting off ze heads of my enemies.
I salute you, my friend. And I'd join you, but there are some thing I can't eat with my false teeth.
- Pazuzu departs.
- 20 100
I must leave, Professor.
Where will you go, Pazuzu? Will you return to Paris?
You know my too well, my friend. Yes, an apartment on ze Rive Gauche has just become vacant, and one must be ready to pounce with a completed tenant application.
Or else, mon dieu, the apartment is lost for all eternity.
With one fearsome gaze I have turned Hermes to stone, just as you asked.
That was a joke, Pazuzu! I need Hermes to run the business!
Ah, me. Everything happens to Pazuzu.