The Loyal Gargoyle

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The Loyal Gargoyle
Icon Character Pazuzu.png
Details
Story type
Character Goal
Event
Robot Hell On Earth
Previous Goal
Prodigal Pet

The Loyal Gargoyle is the goal for Pazuzu in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.


Part 1

Description[edit source]

Pazuzu protects the Professor.

Objectives

  • Have Pazuzu Serve the Professor (1h 0m 0s)
  • Have Amy Curse in Cantonese (8h 0m 0s)
  • Have The Professor Invent Useless Thing ()

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Robot Soul 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The Professor The Robot Devil has sent his demon army to attack my laboratory!

Pazuzu Not to worry. Pazuzu will rip them to shreds, tout suite.

Pazuzu So what are these demons made of, exactly? Some kind of hellish putty, right?

The Professor ... You know, you were a lot more threatening when I first summoned you into existence from the Outer Darkness.


Pazuzu The laboratory, he is now safe.

The Professor Thank you, Pazuzu! How can I ever repay you?

Pazuzu I have always wanted to be a professor of Folklore and Mythology. You can put me through graduate school.

The Professor I'm not paying for a Folk & Myth degree! Become a teaching assistant like all my other gargoyles!


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Fry plays with Pazuzu.

Objectives

  • Have Pazuzu Practice Preening (4h 0m 0s)
  • Have Fry Do the Hustle (0h 30m 0s)
  • Have Bender Recharge His Battery (1h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 20 Robot Soul 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Fry Pazuzu, you're back!

Pazuzu Yes, Fry. I have returned to assist the Professor during these trying times.

Fry Do you have time to play with me?

Pazuzu If it will help make times less trying, certainement! How about a round of what you English call frisbee golf?


Bender Hey, it's Pazuzu! The horrible monster who didn't exist a thousand years ago but does now even though he has nothing to do with science!

Bender You're looking ugly, my friend!

Pazuzu Thank you, mon frere. I have had some work done to harden my features into a rictus of pure terror.

Pazuzu Now wherever I go I leave a trail of toddlers turned to stone by my hideous gaze.

Bender Neat!


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Pazuzu warns the Professor.

Objectives

  • Have Pazuzu Evade the Cops (1d 0h 0m 0s)
  • Have The Professor Make Frequent Bathroom Trips (8h 0m 0s)
  • Earn 10,000 more Nixonbucks

Rewards[edit source]

  • 5 Robot Soul 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Pazuzu I sense evil in the air, Professor. I caution you, as you value your life, do not leave this building once the sun sets!

The Professor Then how am I supposed to pick up my dinner from the Chinese place?

Pazuzu Can you send Fry?

The Professor That solves thing, you fool! If I go and something happens to me, I won't need to dinner. But if I send Fry ad something happens to him, I'm still hungry!


The Professor I've done everything I can to keep my crew safe.

Pazuzu As a father, I respect your concern. I know zat I would do anything to protect my son.

Pazuzu Including biting off ze heads of my enemies.

The Professor I salute you, my friend. And I'd join you, but there are some thing I can't eat with my false teeth.


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Pazuzu departs.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 20 Robot Soul 100 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Pazuzu I must leave, Professor.

The Professor Where will you go, Pazuzu? Will you return to Paris?

Pazuzu You know my too well, my friend. Yes, an apartment on ze Rive Gauche has just become vacant, and one must be ready to pounce with a completed tenant application.

Pazuzu Or else, mon dieu, the apartment is lost for all eternity.


Pazuzu With one fearsome gaze I have turned Hermes to stone, just as you asked.

The Professor That was a joke, Pazuzu! I need Hermes to run the business!

Pazuzu Ah, me. Everything happens to Pazuzu.

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