The Original Party Worm is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal character goal of Slurms MacKenzie.
- Slurms MacKenzie returns to party.
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Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! I'm Slurms MacKenzie! Who's ready to party?!
I am, but not with you, 'cause you're dead. I saw you die on Wormulon to save me and my friends.
That was the old Slurms. I'm a new Slurms, for a whole new generation of partiers.
See, the original Slurms sold his name and likeness to the Slurm corporation in perpetuity as a trademark.
I'm a genetically engineered replacement, with an even more binding contract. Let's rock out!
After you first sign this non-disclosure agreement.
Oh, god, that was grueling. I'm gonna need a couple of weeks of downtime before I can party again.
Uh oh. I told all my friends you were in town, and they all want to party with you!
I'm sorry, Slurms. Look, why don't you hide out at my apartment until you're ready to party again.
I can't, man! The contract says I gotta party with, and wish a hearty "Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle" to, anyone who asks!
- Slurms MacKenzie parties with URL.
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Slurms MacKenzie?! You're my hero. Let's go out and paint the town red!
Please, officer, I got a killer headache. Could you wait a couple hours?
No can do. I've seen your mandatory-party contract, and if you violate it, I'm gonna have to beat you and run you in.
[SIGH] Alright, let's go.
Don't worry about the fine print, my agent says, "It's just boilerplate," he says. "They'll never enforce it," he says...
Oh, lord, I feel like I'm dying. Can I please take a nap?
You just took a nap. How do you think I got so many pictures with you?
I have to warn you those pictures are property of the Slurm Corporation and may not be used without its express written consent.
Already got it, baby. Check you the Department homepage -- you and me doin' Slurm shots in Speedos. Aw yeah.
- Slurms MacKenzie parties with Amy.
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You're the coolest, Slurms MacKenzie!
Thanks, ma'am. I'm contractually obliged to be the coolest, but it's nice to get the validation.
Now c'mon, I wanna party!
Sure, 'cause a decent conversation is too much to ask these days.
I've never had this much fun in my life!
Yeah, it wasn't so bad, I guess.
It sounds like you didn't have as much fun at that party as I did.
Well, they had Advil, so I'm not gonna complain.
- Slurms MacKenzie parties with Professor.
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You must be the party worm everyone's talking about!
Yeah, I guess. Please don't tell me you want to party too!
Well, my doctor only allows me to party once a decade, but since you're in town, it seems like the right time to get wild and wasted!
Now come on. The early-bird discount at the discotheque ends at 5:45 pm.
Thank for helping me enjoy kickin' it again, Professor. I really enjoy your style of low-impact partying. Now I'm gonna go take a well-deserved nap.
But we're just getting started! It's extreme waltz night at the New New York Historical Society!
Aw, please don't make me get further down tonight? I'm about to pass out.
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was partying with Excuses MacKenzie.
- Slurms MacKenzie takes a break.
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I need a break. I don't know how much more of this my body can take.
You, sir, are an insult to the memory of the original Slurms MacKenzie, who, as you may recall, partied 'til he died.
Look, I've read all the scholarly biographies of the original Slurms, and he had many noble qualities, but face it, Bender: he didn't know when to stop.
That's enough! Give me those sunglasses and that aloha shirt. If you won't rock the Casbah, I will.
Bender, no! Are you planning to party 'til you die?
Well, I'm sure planning to party 'til somebody dies.
I thought you were taking a break from rocking out.
I was, but Slurm's lawyers brought a breach-of-contract suit against me for failure to party, so here I am.
You should fight them in court!
They filed the suit in the West Village. Opening arguments alone would take more partying than I got left in me.