The Return to Cornwood

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The Return to Cornwood
Goal Cornwood.png
Details
Story type
Main Goal
Event
Cornwood Ascending
Act
1

The Return to Cornwood is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the first main goal of the Cornwood Ascending event.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Professor rolls the dice.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 750 Nixonbucks 400 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The Professor At last I've done it. Behold - a die with 21 sides. I'm a genius! A bigger genius than i was yesterday!

Fry I don't know much about multidimensional geometry, but I play Dungeons and Dragons a lot, and I'm pretty sure a 21-sided dice are impossible.

The Professor Impossible? Pfft! Now, I admit that actually rolling a 21 with one of these dice is very unlikely. It comes up less than 5% of the time.

The Professor But when it does, it initiates a chain of extremely improbable, mostly bad events!

Fry Well, as long as the bad events are extremely improbable, I don't see any harm in rolling it.


Fry Who are you? Are we still in New New York?

Great Wizard Greyfarn I know not of this New New York you speak. We are in Cornwood, young Frydo.

Fry Cornwood? You mean that strange fantasyland that Bender imagined into existence that one time?

Great Wizard Greyfarn None here knows how Cornwood came to be. So sure, let's go with your story about that Bender fellow.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Titanius Anglesmith welcomes Fry.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 750 Nixonbucks 400

Story

Titanius Anglesmith Sooth, 'tis my old chump Frydo! I, Titanius Anglesmith, fancy man of Cornwood, welcome you back!

Titanius Anglesmith All who dwell here hope this visit will be more to your liking than the first.

Fry I'm sure it will be. You know what they say: third time's the charm.

Titanius Anglesmith Still haven't mastered that counting thing, I see, eh, Frydo?


Leegola Frydo, help! I was just attacked by some weird troll creature.

Fry Leela! You're half horse, just as i suspected.

Leegola Call me Leegola, and did you hear me? I was just being attacked!

Fry Sorry. I was just thinking about how this horse thing will affect our relationship.

Fry All I can see are upsides. XP

Part 3

Description[edit source]

Titanius Anglesmith shows Fry around.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 750 Nixonbucks 400

Story

Titanius Anglesmith Come, Frydo, walk with me, and reacquaint yourself with our magnificent kingdom.

Fry I don't know. I'm not really a big fan of physical activity when I can just stand still.

Titanius Anglesmith I know a secret spot where water nymphos like to do it.

Fry Don't leave before I tie my shoelaces.


Villager Sir, please help us!

Fry Sure. What can I do for you?

Villager The all-powerful Momon has returned to oppress us! Please, sir, help us by ending her cruel reign of terror!

Fry I thought you meant something along the lines of fixing a flat tire. XP

Part 4

Description[edit source]

Waltazar issues a warning.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 750 Nixonbucks 400 XP

Part 5

Description[edit source]

Fry is called the "chosen one".

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 750 Nixonbucks 400 XP

Part 6

Description[edit source]

Titanius Anglesmith challenges Fry.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 750 Nixonbucks 400 XP

Part 7

Description[edit source]

Gynecaladriel gives an ominous warning.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 750 Nixonbucks 400 XP

Part 8

Description[edit source]

Gynecaladriel imparts words of wisdom.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 750 Nixonbucks 400 XP

Part 9

Description[edit source]

Waltazar fights Titanius Anglesmith

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 750 Nixonbucks 400 XP

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