Trrrbl in Paradise

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Trrrbl in Paradise
Goal Lrrr.png
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Story type
Main Goal
Event
Lrrr Strikes Back

Trrrbl in Paradise is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Lrrr faces the crew.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Lrrr My troops aren't getting the job done. I'll show the citizens of Earth what a real ruler looks like.

Ndnd Yes, they will surely cower in fear at your terrifying belly fat.

Lrrr Don't blame me, blame the soda companies who exploit my instinctive urge for cheap high-fructose corn syrup!

Ndnd I DO blade the soda companies, and I told you to attack them! But somehow you just never found time for that, now did you?


Lrrr So, your pathetic crew dares to challenge me? Do they realize what planet numbered 8 I am Lrrr, ruler of?

The Professor You don't scare me, you floppy mass of reptilian belly fat!

Lrrr Don't blame me, blame geniuses who brought us cheap high-fructose corn syrup!

The Professor I'm one of them!


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Lrrr releases the Omicronian hounds.

Objectives

  • Have Amy Watch Negative News Broadcasts (4h 0m 0s)
  • Lrrr has released the Omicronian Hounds!
  • Place the Sandcastle

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Lrrr Release the Omicronian Hounds! The Earthicans will know their wrath!

Ndnd "Wrath"? Your hounds are lazy and incompetent. Apparently you taught them everything you know.

Lrrr You know, you're pretty large and hairless for a shrew.


Lrrr Everything is going according to plan.

Ndnd So you planned to be defeated by puny Earthicans?

Lrrr I was referring to my scheduled dentist appointment. Must everything be about the invasion with you?


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Professor finds a stash.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The Professor Good news, everyone!

Bachelor Fry Do I have to?

The Professor If you mean "harvest the weed I've detected on one of Omicron's baby-raising planets so we can get rid of these damn invaders," then yes!

Bachelor Fry Oh! Sure, I can do that. I was afraid you wanted me to put on my pants.


Ndnd You're spending too much time on this invasion!

Lrrr This invasion would be over by now if I'd had any help from you!

Ndnd Why should I help you? You never offer to help me with MY invasion!

Lrrr You invade places?

Ndnd I conquered the Vigulon Galaxy last week! I told you about it at dinner last night, remember?

Lrrr All I remember was the burnt pot roast.

Ndnd That wasn't pot roast, those were Vigulons!


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Lrrr harms the sewers.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Lrrr Watch in helpless terror, President Nixon, as I pour harmful chemicals into your nation's sewers!

Nixon Agnew You call those harmful? Try hexavalent chromium! That stuff'll kill rocks, and I've been dumping it for years -- just for fun!

Nixon Agnew Notice how I specifically excluded sewers from the Clean Water Act of 1972? Arrooo!

Lrrr I just don't get why Earth is fighting to keep you president instead of me.


Mutant Dwayne It looks like the Omicronians are pouring chemicals into Lake Mutagenic.

Mutant Dwayne We don't know anything about those alien chemicals! They might cause horrifying birth defects!

Mutant Vyolet Sure they might -- but what if they don't, Dwayne? WHAT IF THEY DON'T? We have to stop them!


Part 5

Description[edit source]

The Mutants ask for help.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bachelor Fry What are you mutants doing on the surface? Is the Sanitation Department selling off its spare filth?

Mutant Dwayne No, our beautiful sewers are under attack by the Omicronians!

Mutant Dwayne The sewer army stands with you against the invaders!

Bachelor Fry No offense, but could the sewer army stand a few yards downwind of me?


Mutant Vyolet Those dumb Omicronians. All the chemicals they poured down the sewers make Lake Mutagenic unsafe to swim in.

Bender It's a mutagenic lake! How could they make it unsafe?

Mutant Vyolet Now the lake water gives me pimples.

Bender Pimples are the least of your problems.


Part 6

Description[edit source]

Mutant Dwayne vows to save the sewers.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Mutant Dwayne Don't worry, Vyolet. I'll save the sewers using my colossal brain.

Mutant Vyolet The only thing I've eevr seen you do with that brain is write haikus.

Mutant Dwayne Look, you silly fool. Do you want my help or not? Now prepare to fight!

Mutant Vyolet Whoa! If you can ad-lib haikus like that, maybe you CAN save the sewers!


Ndnd Lrrr, I'm leaving you! You can invade Earth on your own!

Lrrr Look, Ndnd, I'm sorry I forgot you were invading that... what was it, a nebula or something?

Ndnd It's not just that!

Lrrr I told you, massaging your feet makes me uncomfortable!


Part 7

Description[edit source]

Lrrr makes a discovery.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Lrrr The jig is up. My guards have informed me that you've been making trips to our Omicronian nursery planet.

The Professor I have no idea what you're talking about.

Lrrr If you plan to eat our young again, I promise you there will be swift and overwhelming retaliatory eating.

Lrrr The only reason I haven't eaten you already is because liver spots give me indigestion.


Lrrr I've finally found you, Fry. Now you shall pay for taking my artifact!

Bachelor Fry I don't care what you do to me anymore. Just please, please end your invasion of Earth!

Lrrr Very well. In retribution for the theft of my artifact, I shall take your Human Horn.

Bachelor Fry Well, you called my bluff. Good luck with the invasion. Fry out.

See also[edit | edit source]