Turkey Dinner

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Turkey Dinner
Robot Turkey.png
Details
Story type
Main Goal
Event
A Time to Give Thanks
Next Goal
A Feast for Fools
Next Side Goals:
Meal Prep

Turkey Dinner is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow during the A Time to Give Thanks event.


Part 1

Description[edit source]

Bender invites his friends to dinner.

Objectives

  • Have Bender Announce the Feast (0h 0m 6s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 35 Robot Feather 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bender Gather 'round, meatbags. I cordially invite you to join me for an amazing Thanksgiving dinner, the likes of which you've never tasted before.

Fry Finally, a delicious Thanksgiving dinner!

Bender Delicious? Is that a word humans apply to food?

Fry Not yours.


Amy I can't wait for your Thanksgiving dinner. What's on the menu? Stuffing, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie?

Bender Nay! The menu items will be handpicked by me with ingredients forged from our finest robot junkyards.

Amy That doesn't sound too appetizing. (Amy saying "Oh, god!" is played when the message box is shown.)

Bender You'll be singing a different tune when you taste my robot ratatouille, made with a medley of chemicals banned by the FDA.

Amy That's not singing. That's an ambulance siren.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

The crew hunts for its food.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 35 Robot Feather 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bender If we're going to celebrate Thanksgiving properly, we will do it by respecting tradition!

Fry You mean we're gona invade a foregin territory, force the ocupants to eat with us, and sysetmmatically evict them and take thier land?

Bender Your people did that?

Bender When the robots enslave humanity, it's gonna feel like a picnic compared to your ancestors' atrocities.


Fry What do you want me to do with these robot chickens?

Bender We're gonna make a cake with their robot eggs.

Fry Will it be suitable for human consumption?

Bender Fry, I can be a chef or I can be a dietician. I can't be both. Now go milk our robot cow.

Part 3

Description[edit source]

Bender hunts for a turkey.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 35 Robot Feather 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bender And now for my pièce de résistance, fresh turkey!

Fry How are you going to catch a turkey?

Bender That's one of the many perks of having a hunting rifle.

Fry Where'd you get a hunting rifle?

Bender That's one of the many perks of living next to a shooting range. And owning burglar tools.


Hunter Bender We've been blessed with multiple robot turkeys. Now we are tasked with picking just the right one.

Fry How do you know which one is the right one?

Hunter Bender Check their serial number. Then compare it to the manufacturer's recalll notice database.

Hunter Bender Just like the pilgrims did.

Part 4

Description[edit source]

Amy thinks of something to bring.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 35 Robot Feather 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Amy I want to buy something for my coworker's Thanksgiving dinner. Any suggestions?

Butcher Bot How about some robot kangaroo meat? I should warn you, it does cause most people to faint from intense stomach cramping.

Amy I'll take it! Finally, I won't be the only one to pass out at a party.


Butcher Bot Thanks for dropping by. I also do "side work" if you wanna put the word out.

Amy What kind of "side work?"

Butcher Bot I jump out of darkened hallways waving my cleaver.

Butcher Bot It gets me a lot of work around Halloween and when the cops interrogate suspects.


Part 5

Description[edit source]

Fry protests the Robot Turkey.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 35 Robot Feather 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Hunter Bender The robot turkey has been chosen! Prepare to stuff your faces!

Fry We can't eat a robot turkey. It has to be a real turkey!

Hunter Bender Why does it have to be real?

Fry Because every Thanksgiving has two things; a real turkey and an awkward silence when Uncle Henry tells racist jokes.


The Professor We can't get a real turkey, Fry. They've been extinct for 400 years - poisoned by pesticides.

Fry It's not my fault the pesticides were so tasty! If only there was a way to go back in time and get a turkey.

The Professor Yes, if only there was a way to engineer a Crystalline Opal and then synthesize its time-traveling properties into a machine that will allow us to visit any time we want.

Fry Um, why don't we do that?

The Professor Fry, you're a genius!


Part 6

Description[edit source]

The crew goes back in time.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 35 Robot Feather 50 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

The Professor Thanks for all the leftover head jar juice, Dr. Cahill. With it, I was able to engineer a Crystalline Opal.

Dr. Cahill You're welcome, Professor. Can I help you with anything else?

The Professor I think I popped my hip out again.

Dr. Cahill I'm not really qualified to help you with that. I'm more of an expert at stealing medical supplies.

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