Turkey Dinner is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow during the A Time to Give Thanks event.
- Bender invites his friends to dinner.
- Have Bender Announce the Feast (0h 0m 6s)
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Gather 'round, meatbags. I cordially invite you to join me for an amazing Thanksgiving dinner, the likes of which you've never tasted before.
Finally, a delicious Thanksgiving dinner!
Delicious? Is that a word humans apply to food?
I can't wait for your Thanksgiving dinner. What's on the menu? Stuffing, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie?
Nay! The menu items will be handpicked by me with ingredients forged from our finest robot junkyards.
That doesn't sound too appetizing. (Amy saying "Oh, god!" is played when the message box is shown.)
You'll be singing a different tune when you taste my robot ratatouille, made with a medley of chemicals banned by the FDA.
That's not singing. That's an ambulance siren.
- The crew hunts for its food.
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If we're going to celebrate Thanksgiving properly, we will do it by respecting tradition!
You mean we're gona invade a foregin territory, force the ocupants to eat with us, and sysetmmatically evict them and take thier land?
Your people did that?
When the robots enslave humanity, it's gonna feel like a picnic compared to your ancestors' atrocities.
What do you want me to do with these robot chickens?
We're gonna make a cake with their robot eggs.
Will it be suitable for human consumption?
Fry, I can be a chef or I can be a dietician. I can't be both. Now go milk our robot cow.
- Bender hunts for a turkey.
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And now for my pièce de résistance, fresh turkey!
How are you going to catch a turkey?
That's one of the many perks of having a hunting rifle.
Where'd you get a hunting rifle?
That's one of the many perks of living next to a shooting range. And owning burglar tools.
We've been blessed with multiple robot turkeys. Now we are tasked with picking just the right one.
How do you know which one is the right one?
Check their serial number. Then compare it to the manufacturer's recalll notice database.
Just like the pilgrims did.
- Amy thinks of something to bring.
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I want to buy something for my coworker's Thanksgiving dinner. Any suggestions?
How about some robot kangaroo meat? I should warn you, it does cause most people to faint from intense stomach cramping.
I'll take it! Finally, I won't be the only one to pass out at a party.
Thanks for dropping by. I also do "side work" if you wanna put the word out.
What kind of "side work?"
I jump out of darkened hallways waving my cleaver.
It gets me a lot of work around Halloween and when the cops interrogate suspects.
- Fry protests the Robot Turkey.
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The robot turkey has been chosen! Prepare to stuff your faces!
We can't eat a robot turkey. It has to be a real turkey!
Why does it have to be real?
Because every Thanksgiving has two things; a real turkey and an awkward silence when Uncle Henry tells racist jokes.
We can't get a real turkey, Fry. They've been extinct for 400 years - poisoned by pesticides.
It's not my fault the pesticides were so tasty! If only there was a way to go back in time and get a turkey.
Yes, if only there was a way to engineer a Crystalline Opal and then synthesize its time-traveling properties into a machine that will allow us to visit any time we want.
Um, why don't we do that?
Fry, you're a genius!
- The crew goes back in time.
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Thanks for all the leftover head jar juice, Dr. Cahill. With it, I was able to engineer a Crystalline Opal.
You're welcome, Professor. Can I help you with anything else?
I think I popped my hip out again.
I'm not really qualified to help you with that. I'm more of an expert at stealing medical supplies.