- Malfunctioning Eddie has some doubts.
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Can you recommend a medical professional? I need help managing my explosions.
Sorry, but my parents think doctors are a waste of money. Whenever I get sick, they just buy me a new body.
As a robot, I frown on that. My creator gave me this body. I should live with it.
Don't worry, Eddie. No matter how many times you explode, you'll always have people who like you and care about you.
You really think so?
Yes I do.
Wait -- I forgot you were a professional car salesman.
- Malfunctioning Eddie turns into the cops.
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Does the NNYPD have any resources for the malfunctioning?
We can always throw you in jail. That's how we deal with the criminally insane.
But there's nothing insane about me.
I think you're forgetting your low, low prices, man.
One more explosion like that and I'll have to lock you up.
Sorry, Officer. The explosions happen when I get excited.
You ever use tranquilizers? They made me try 'em after I went on a six-hour perp-beating spree.
They turned my old squeaky voice into a smooth sexy rumble that the ladies love. Aw yeah.
- Malfunctioning Eddie consults with the Professor.
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I may be able to fix your explosion problem, Eddie. I'd like to do a cranial scan to see what's going on.
But what if my head can't be fixed?
Now now, Eddie, it's entirely possible to live without a properly functioning head.
Fry's been doing it his entire life.
I've discovered your problem. It appears that the black wire inside your head is switched with the green wire!
Can you fix it?
Of course not, you fool! Physicists have been struggling unsuccessfully with the switched green-wire problem for two thousand years!
- Malfunctioning Eddie celebrates himself.
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I hear you're thinking of getting your explosivity fixed. Bad idea, Eddie!
Have you thought about how it'll affect your ability to sell cars?
Good point. People won't think they're getting a deal unless they see I'm about to lose my mind over the low, low price!
Exactly! Don't fix yourself! Put the customer first!
Now sell me a car for $100.
I've decided not to fix my "problem".
Good! We love you just the way you are!
Not THIS way you are, the other way you are. The way with the head.