When Life Gives You Lee Lemon

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When Life Gives You Lee Lemon
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Lrrr Strikes Back

When Life Gives You Lee Lemon is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

Lee Lemon boots up.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Lee Lemon Private Lee Lemon, reporting for duty.

The Professor Leela, is that you? Why on earth are you dressed like that?

Lee Lemon I want to help fight the invasion, and this is the only way anyone will take me seriously.

The Professor Not at all! Being a male soldier just makes it easier for some sergeant to throw your life away. You're like human candy corn.


Lee Lemon I don't care what you say. I'm going to serve my planet.

The Professor Do whatever you want. I shan't stop you from getting your head blwon off.

Lee Lemon From what I've seen of barracks life, I'm more worried about getting my butt slapped off.


Part 2

Description[edit source]

Lee Lemon shocks Fry.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bachelor Fry Leela?! You're dressed like a man!

Lee Lemon Yeah, I want to rejoin the army. Do you have a problem with that?

Bachelor Fry It depends. I can see you changed your clothes and put on a beard. Did you change, um... anything else?

Lee Lemon Nah. I just went for the total Mulan, not the full Monty.


Bachelor Fry This is going to take a little getting used to.

Lee Lemon I understand. Kissing's kind of weird with facial hair.

Bachelor Fry Bingo.

Lee Lemon So I guess you're ready to start shaving again?


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Lee Lemon is underpaid.

Objectives

  • Have Lee Lemon Go Incognito (4h 0m 0s)
  • Have Amy Try on War Makeup (3h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Amy Wow, Leela, I almost didn't recognize you.

Lee Lemon Thanks. I put a lot of effort into this disguise.

Amy No kidding. You don't put that much effort in when we go out for ladies' night!

Lee Lemon That's 'cause the guys in my unit aren't as drunk as the guys at the bar. Usually.


Amy Now what's wrong?

Lee Lemon The Professor pays me 30% less than he pays the male soldiers!

Amy Bummer. If it makes you feel any better, he pays Fry 30% less too.

Lee Lemon That does make me feel better!


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Lee Lemon offends Scruffy.

Objectives

  • Have Lee Lemon Adjust Her Beard (6h 0m 0s)
  • Have Scruffy Express Displeasure (4h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Scruffy Scuse me, soldier. Just wanted to salute you for your service. Much appreciated.

Lee Lemon Scruffy, it's me, Leela!

Scruffy Then I withdraw my salute. Scruffy don't condone the abuse of innocent facial hair. Mm-hmm.


Lee Lemon Sorry if my disguise offends you, Scruffy, but it's the only way anyone will take me seriously.

Scruffy Scruffy'll do his best to understand. But in many ways I just don't recognize the world I live in anymore.

Scruffy Lemme tell you a little bit about myself--

Lee Lemon All right, all right, I'll lose the beard! Just shut up, for God's sake!


Part 5

Description[edit source]

Lee Lemon's plan doesn't pan out.

Objectives

  • Have Lee Lemon Guard the Perimeter (8h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bender Guard the Perimeter (6h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 50 Weed 75 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Bender I know you've gotten some grief, but I for one am glad you decided to man up.

Lee Lemon Thank you. I think.

Bender Hopefully this means you'll stop jumping on tables when you see mice and stealing your husband's credit card whenever Macy's has a sale.

Bender My new hobby is reading old comic strips.


Lee Lemon This disguise is a complete failure. No one's taking me seriously as a soldier.

The Professor Well, Leela, I guess you've learned that you can't change yourself just by changing your appearance.

The Professor Really changing yourself requires extensive surgery!

Lee Lemon Or antidepressants. Don't forget antidepressants!

Lee Lemon I'm gonna go find some antidepressants.

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