|When Life Gives You Lee Lemon
|Lrrr Strikes Back
When Life Gives You Lee Lemon is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
- Lee Lemon boots up.
- 50 75
Private Lee Lemon, reporting for duty.
Leela, is that you? Why on earth are you dressed like that?
I want to help fight the invasion, and this is the only way anyone will take me seriously.
Not at all! Being a male soldier just makes it easier for some sergeant to throw your life away. You're like human candy corn.
I don't care what you say. I'm going to serve my planet.
Do whatever you want. I shan't stop you from getting your head blwon off.
From what I've seen of barracks life, I'm more worried about getting my butt slapped off.
- Lee Lemon shocks Fry.
- 50 75
Leela?! You're dressed like a man!
Yeah, I want to rejoin the army. Do you have a problem with that?
It depends. I can see you changed your clothes and put on a beard. Did you change, um... anything else?
Nah. I just went for the total Mulan, not the full Monty.
This is going to take a little getting used to.
I understand. Kissing's kind of weird with facial hair.
So I guess you're ready to start shaving again?
- Lee Lemon is underpaid.
- Have Lee Lemon Go Incognito (4h 0m 0s)
- Have Amy Try on War Makeup (3h 0m 0s)
- 50 75
Wow, Leela, I almost didn't recognize you.
Thanks. I put a lot of effort into this disguise.
No kidding. You don't put that much effort in when we go out for ladies' night!
That's 'cause the guys in my unit aren't as drunk as the guys at the bar. Usually.
Now what's wrong?
The Professor pays me 30% less than he pays the male soldiers!
Bummer. If it makes you feel any better, he pays Fry 30% less too.
That does make me feel better!
- Lee Lemon offends Scruffy.
- Have Lee Lemon Adjust Her Beard (6h 0m 0s)
- Have Scruffy Express Displeasure (4h 0m 0s)
- 50 75
Scuse me, soldier. Just wanted to salute you for your service. Much appreciated.
Scruffy, it's me, Leela!
Then I withdraw my salute. Scruffy don't condone the abuse of innocent facial hair. Mm-hmm.
Sorry if my disguise offends you, Scruffy, but it's the only way anyone will take me seriously.
Scruffy'll do his best to understand. But in many ways I just don't recognize the world I live in anymore.
Lemme tell you a little bit about myself--
All right, all right, I'll lose the beard! Just shut up, for God's sake!
- Lee Lemon's plan doesn't pan out.
- Have Lee Lemon Guard the Perimeter (8h 0m 0s)
- Have Bender Guard the Perimeter (6h 0m 0s)
- 50 75
I know you've gotten some grief, but I for one am glad you decided to man up.
Thank you. I think.
Hopefully this means you'll stop jumping on tables when you see mice and stealing your husband's credit card whenever Macy's has a sale.
My new hobby is reading old comic strips.
This disguise is a complete failure. No one's taking me seriously as a soldier.
Well, Leela, I guess you've learned that you can't change yourself just by changing your appearance.
Really changing yourself requires extensive surgery!
Or antidepressants. Don't forget antidepressants!
I'm gonna go find some antidepressants.