WiseBots

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WiseBots
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Details
Story type
Main Goal
Event
Wise Bots
Act
1
Next Goal
Protection Money

Wise Bots is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the first main goal of the Wise Bots event.

Part 1

Description[edit source]

The Robot Mafia steals from the crew.

Objectives

  • Have Fry Drink His Paycheck (2h 0m 0s)
  • Have Bender Plot a Heist (4h 0m 0s)
  • Learn About the Mafia Event

Rewards[edit source]

  • 240 Nixonbucks 150 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Leela Bad news, Professor. That shipment of artisanal robot oil we were delivering to the People-Who-Pay-Too-Much-For-Everything Homeworld was hijacked by the Robot Mafia!

The Professor How could you let that happen, you imbecile? That oil was distilled from the finest truffles in Tuscany!

Leela I didn't expect you to be worried about the crew, but I'm a little surprised you're not worried about the ship.

The Professor Ships and crews can be replaced! Customers you can overcharge can't!


The Professor Give back our high grade robot oil, dammit!

Donbot Instead of you, an old man, threatening me, a prominent organized crime robot, I suggest a different approach.

Donbot The way I see it, you should go away if you know what's good for you.

The Professor I'm an old man who has to eat mashed carrots and drink prune juice all day, you imbecile! I don't know anything that's good for me anymore!


Part 2

Description[edit source]

The crew tries to get their oil back.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 480 Nixonbucks 300 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Hermes If we don't deliver that shipment of robot oil as contracted, Planet Express will go bankrupt! We have to go to Corleone 5 and steal it back from the Robot Mafia.

The Professor Wait a moment, you imbecile. I thought Planet Express was already bankrupt.

Hermes No, we're just insolvent. So this'll have to be a low-budget heist.

The Professor I'll start knitting some black turtlenecks.


Bender That's it. I'm never going back to Corleone 5.

The Professor But we only got a tenth of the stolen robot oil back, you imbecile!

Bender I don't care! The Donbot almost recognized me, and he's probably still upset about me seducing his wife and daughter and also squealing on him.

Bender Wow, I do manager to get around, don't I?


Part 3

Description[edit source]

Donbot recruits Bender.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 480 Nixonbucks 300 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Donbot You, bending unit. You look a lot like a robot I offed for sleeping with my wife and daughter and squealing on me and probably some other stuff.

Bender No, you're thinking of Bender Bending Rodriguez, the fabulious robot that everybody loves and you definitely killed.

Bender I'm Billy West, a country-boy robot you definitely didn't mistake for Bender and kill without ever realizing the mix-up.

Donbot The resemblance is uncanny.

Bender Yeah, we're both extremely handsome. The difference is, I'd only sleep with your wife and daughter and squeal on you with your blessing.


Donbot Yo Billy. You seem like a stand-up robot, and I am in the market for a new mob lieutenant. Are you interested and of course you are.

Bender As someone who has never done mob stuff before, it would be an honor. Will I get to beat people up for money?

Donbot Yes. That is the basic business model that we of the Robot Mafia utilize in our work.

Donbot Sometimes we also find money on the ground, but that is a significantly less lucrative part of our business.


Part 4

Description[edit source]

Joey Mousepad intimidates the crew.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 240 Nixonbucks 150 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Joey Mousepad Yo! I got a warning for you from Donbot, or else.

Fry Or else what?

Joey Mousepad Oh, right, I forgot to warn you what not to do. Don't go stealin' Donbot's stolen robot oil, or else.

Fry Or else what?

Joey Mousepad The piece of paper the Donbot gave me to help me memorize my line don't say.


Joey Mousepad Donbot told me the "or else" portion from our previous encounter from before. "Or else we will shoot you with our loaded guns."

Fry He really said that?

Joey Mousepad Donbot said it in an organized crime mobster way. I simplified it so it makes more sense.


Part 5

Description[edit source]

DonBot expands his operations.

Objectives

  • Have Joey Mousepad Use the Reading Room (10h 0m 0s)
  • Have Scruffy Clean the Sticky Floors (4h 0m 0s)
  • Place Any Mafia Shop Item

Rewards[edit source]

  • 720 Nixonbucks 450 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Donbot We've got more stolen robot oil than we can unload on this planet. I propose we expand our criminal oil sales to the New New York territory.

Joey Mousepad That's a great idea, Boss! We already spend a lot of time in New New York doing illegal stuff.

Joey Mousepad So people won't be surprised or confused by our crime behavior!

Donbot [SIGH] It now seems clear that you were not the ideal choice to be mo consigliere, Joey.


Donbot I'm sorry to tell you this, Joey, but you're out as consigliere. I'm replacing you with that new guy, Billy West.

Joey Mousepad What?! Sure, he's smarter than me in the area of intelligence, but he can't look menacing while standing still for beans!

Donbot Which is why I'm keeping you on as my chief enforcer.

Donbot Nobody's a more frightening inanimate object than you, Joey.


Part 6

Description[edit source]

The crew goes to the police.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 480 Nixonbucks 300 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Amy Shouldn't we be worried about stealing from the Robot Mafia?

Fry Sure, but if we don't, we'll be out of a job.

Amy I don't really need a job, and I'm sure you can find another one.

Fry Not in today's competitive labor market! You have to be able to work hard AND play hard!


The Professor I've been robbed, and I want to file a police report.

URL Slow down, sir. Who did this so-called robbin'?

The Professor The Robot Mafia.

URL Okay, I'll relay the information. The Robot Mafia always likes feedback from their victims.


Part 7

Description[edit source]

Clamps shows some restraint.

Objectives

Rewards[edit source]

  • 240 Nixonbucks 150 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Clamps I hear you been sneakin' onto our planet and stealin' our stolen robot oil. Sounds like a good way to get clamped!

Fry Please, Mr. Clamps, you got the wrong guy!

Clamps Wrong guy? WRONG GUY?!?! You think I care about clampin' the wrong guy? I LOVE clampin' the wrong guy!

Fry Really? 'Cause I just saw the wrong guy around the corner. He said he didn't think very highly of your clamps.

Clamps Stay here and put on some comfortable clampin' clothes. I'll be right back.


Donbot You were correct, Billy. The Planet Express crew were the ones stealing our robot oil.

Bender You should send Clamps to wreak your vengeance. By hurting them until they give a huge pay raise to all their robot employees.

Donbot You propose an interesting form of revenge. I like the way you think.

Donbot It doesn't make any sense, but it has a certain appealing randomness that tickels my mob sensibilities.


Part 8

Description[edit source]

DonBot is satisfied with his enterprise.

Objectives

  • Have Fry Get Wired on Free Coffee (1h 0m 0s)
  • Have Joey Mousepad Intimidate a Guest (12h 0m 0s)
  • Have Clamps Clamp the Bartender (6h 0m 0s)

Rewards[edit source]

  • 960 Nixonbucks 600 XP

Story[edit | edit source]

Hermes I warned you, Professor! The company is now deep in debt!

The Professor Impossible! I told you to freeze all spending, except for the bare necessities!

Hermes Yes, but you claim coffee for the staff is a bare necessity, and historically it's our single biggest expense!

The Professor Look, if we fire the private barista, we might as well just close up shop entirely.


Donbot That hijacked robot oil is a goldmine. Our criminal enterprise is so rich and powerful, no one has the nerve to oppose us.

Clamps But that means there won't be no one to clamp! And I'm gettin' clampsy!

Donbot Tell me, Clamps, have you ever thought about a career change? Maybe some sort of office work?

Clamps With these clamps? Boss, I can barely type ten words a minute.

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