Wizard's Apprentice is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal goal of Titanius Anglesmith, an unlockable character available during the Cornwood Ascending event, Act 2.
- Greyfarn looks for a new apprentice.
- 750 400
The war against Momon is taxing my wizardry to its limits. I must train an apprentice to assist me in my labors.
What kind of labors did you have in mind?
My daily spounge bath, for one. I used to summon a demon to bathe me, but the spell escapes me in my old age.
More likely the demon just ran away in terror.
What if I become your apprentice?
You can't be serious, young Frydo. Being a wizard takes years of hard work and dedication.
I can be hardworking and dedicationy!
The unopened pickle jar in your cupboard begs to differ.
That pickle jar doesn't play fair!
- Greyfarn tries out Gynecaladriel.
- 750 400
I hear you're looking for a new apprentice. I humbly volunteer myself for the position.
I'm afraid sultry pansexuality renders you unfit for the job. The spirits frown on wizards becoming romantically involved with their apprentices.
You mean I bought that skimpy apprenticing robe for nothing?
I guess a couple of frowning spirits never hurt anybody.
Very well, Gynecaladriel. Your first lesson as my apprentice in magic shall be the spells of dominion over the atmosphere.
I'm Queen of the Water Nymphos, Greyfarn. Why would I bother controlling air when I can already make water do my bidding?
You posses the power of water? Let's switch places and you teach me that. Here, give me your skimpy apprentice robe.
Forget it! I've got several dates tonight and I don't want it getting all dusty.
- Greyfarn comes up short.
- Have Great Wizard Greyfarn Shop for Rare Ingredients (8h 0m 0s)
- Have Amy Get Ripped Off (8h 0m 0s)
- Have Fry Buy Bachelor Chow (1h 0m 0s)
- 750 400
I understand, Greyfarn, that you are in search of an apprentice. Seek no more!
You, Titanius? A wellborn Fancy Man, apprentice to a mere wizard? It's against the social order!
Yeah, but it's gonna be one of those deals where the student becomes the master.
I figure it'll only take a couple hours. Now c'mon, old man, start coughing up your magic all over me.
This magic is boring! Get to the spells that will make my enemies into slaves!
I dare not traffic in such spells! They are dark magic!
Yeah, I know. Aren't you a dark wizard?
Certainly not. Behold my robe -- pure, very light gray! Not a hint of darkness!
There's a bunch of it in back.