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{{Infobox Goal | image=Goal Blatherbot.png | story_type=Character | event=Robot Hell On Earth | goal_number=4 | previous_goal= | next_goal= | next_side_goal1= | next_side_goal2= }} '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is one of the [[goals]] in [[{{Gamename}}]]. It is the personal goal of [[Blatherbot]], a premium character available during the event [[Robot Hell On Earth]]. {{Goal Parts | part_number=1 | description=Blatherbot discusses the universe. | action1=Blatherbot, Torture the Crew | action2=Bender, Put in Some Earplugs | action3=Fry, Die of Boredom | rewards_currency= 5 robotsoul | rewards_xp=50 }} === Story === {{dialogue|blatherbot| Let me begin by saying that, whether it's the simple course of daily business or the apocalypse, the universe always finds a way.}} {{dialogue|blatherbot| Now, the current crisis merits a recitation of some very strongly worded - and lengthy - theories on the matter on which I'd like to hold forth.}} {{dialogue|fry| But--}} {{dialogue|blatherbot| Please don't interrupt. I will get to my opinions on interruptions in due course...}} ---- {{dialogue|blatherbot|And furthermore, I believe it is the natural order for the universe to operate in cycles. Periodically, it must be ravaged by poverty, war, and famine.}} {{dialogue|fry|You're really not that fun to talk to.}} {{dialogue|blatherbot|I beg your pardon but I believe I was speaking on a matter of urgent importance to which "fun" is not a relevant consideration.}} {{dialogue|blatherbot|If you'd prefer to hear about "fun" I have an endless set of thoughts on the current state of cricket. And they are as follows...}} {{Goal Parts | part_number=2 | description=Blatherbot criticizes the police. | action1=URL, Defend the Force | action2=Blatherbot, Drink Tea | nonaction_objective1=Get [[Blatherbot]] Up to Level 5 | rewards_currency= 5 robotsoul | rewards_xp=75 }} === Story === {{dialogue|blatherbot|In my experience, law enforcement has employed techniques which need to be evaluated through proper discourse with practitioners.}} {{dialogue|url|Would you like me to demonstrate some of those techniques on the side of your head?}} {{dialogue|blatherbot|Perhaps, but first you must join me in a cup of tea.}} {{dialogue|url|That's a technique on which we can all agree. Aww yeah.}} {{dialogue|blatherbot|Aww yeah. Indeed. And on that subject let me begin by saying...}} ---- {{dialogue|blatherbot|In times when the safety net is tattered, there is a certain need for compassion in our civil servants.}} {{dialogue|url|Man, I don't have time for this. I got work to do.}} {{dialogue|blatherbot|Then perhaps we should discuss the underappreciation of the more physical methods of controlling social unrest?}} {{dialogue|url|Blather on, my brother.}} {{Goal Parts | part_number=3 | description=Blatherbot annoys Robot Gypsy. | action1=Robot Gypsy, Entertain a Client | action2=Blatherbot, Polish Mustache | action3=Fry, Break a Crystal Ball | rewards_currency= 5 robotsoul | rewards_xp=50 }} ===Story=== {{dialogue|blatherbot|I once knew a young gypsy fortune teller. She was fresh out of the crate, still oily behind the ears.}} {{dialogue|blatherbot|I daresay she reminds me very much of you. Were you in Senegal during the great war, or as I like to call it, WW XVII?}} {{dialogue|robot gypsy|No, but perhaps you'd prefer to discuss your future--}} {{dialogue|blatherbot|Silly me. I mean WW XVIII. Strange how Roman numerals can trip a man up, eh? I remember once I was beaming down to the surface of Ceti Alpha VI...}} ---- {{dialogue|blatherbot| Now that my mustache is properly polished, Madam, I'm ready to hear all about my future. What have you foreseen? }} {{dialogue|robot gypsy| Well, I was going to tell you I foresaw a mustache-polishing, but that was several hours ago. }} {{Goal Parts | part_number=4 | description=Blatherbot gives Bender a few tips. | action1=Blatherbot, Pontificate Over Pointless Subjects | action2=Bender, Learn From The Best | nonaction_objective1=Get [[Blatherbot]] up to Level 10 | rewards_currency= robotsoul | rewards_xp= }} ===Story=== {{dialogue|blatherbot| Take it from me, young rogot: petty theft is child's play. The true key to financial success is depresssing the wages of the middle class. }} <!-- in-game text has 3 s's in its misspelled "depresssing" --> {{dialogue|bender| That's what I always say! Only I say it in a lot fewer words. }} {{dialogue|blatherbot| Fewer words, "fewer words"... Why, that's brilliant, my boy! From now on, I'll use many fewer words! }} {{dialogue|blatherbot| [...] }} {{dialogue|blatherbot| Sup? }} ---- {{dialogue|bender|You sure know how to talk, Blatherbot.}} {{dialogue|blatherbot|Oh, that was nothing. I once won a debate competition by sheer endurance. I blathered on for eight hours.}} {{dialogue|blatherbot|My opponent literally died of boredom.}} {{dialogue|bender|I need medical attention just from hearing you describe it.}} ==See More== *[[Goals]]
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