| Destructor for Hire | |
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Story type |
Character Goal |
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Lrrr Strikes Back |
Destructor for Hire is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
Part 1
Description[]
- Destructor breaks things.
Objectives
- Have Destructor Chase a Butterfly (1h 0m 0s)
- Have Bachelor Fry Stink Up the Place (1d 0h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 50
75 
Story[ | ]
I AM DESTRUCTOR!!! Nyanyanyanyayanyayna!!!
Destructor?! What are you doing here?
I'M HERE TO DESTROY NEW NEW YORK!!! Nyayayayayayaa!!!
Or try a new gelato place. Much depends on my mood.
Can I convince you not to destroy New New York?
BUT THAT'S WHAT DESTRUCTOR DOES! Nyayayayayaya!!!
Maybe you could reinvent yourself. You could change your name to Noisemaker, or AnnoyanceBot--
YOUR HURTFUL NAMES CANNOT SWAY DESTRUCTOR! HE WAS BORN THIS WAY! Nyayayayayayaaa!
Part 2
Description[]
- Destructor tries to fill the time.
Objectives
- Have Destructor and Bender Wrestle to the Death (?h 0m 0s)
- Have Amy Cheer from the Stands (4h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 50
75
Story[ | ]
DESTRUCTOR WILL RIP YOU IN TWO! Nyayayayaaa!
No you won't. I quit the Ultimate Robot Fighting League, remember?
Really? Well, I hope you had enough saved up for retirement.
Destructor is still years away from financial independence.
DESTRUCTOR IS BORED! Nyayayyayaaaa!
Why's that?
There's nothing left to destroy, thanks to the Hypnowaves.
You should get a job. I understand a lot of people who aren't me are doing that these days.
Part 3
Description[]
- Destructor applies for jobs.
Objectives
- Have Destructor Destroy a Wall (3h 0m 0s)
- Have Scruffy Repair a Wall (3h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 50 75
Story[ | ]
I AM DESTRUCTOR AND I'VE BROUGHT MY RESUME! Nyayayayayaaaa!!!
Job is eight dollars an hour with fifteen-minute lunch breaks. Mm-hmm.
WHEN DID EVERYTHING GO WRONG FOR DESTRUCTOR?!? Nyayayayayaaa!
THIS JOB IS NOT A GOOD FIT FOR DESTRUCTOR!
Terlets ain't put in this world to live up to your expectations, metal man.
I'm looking for something with better work/life balance.
Best move on then. A good janitor's gotta be married to his boiler room.
Part 4
Description[]
- Destructor tries to join the force.
Objectives
- Have Destructor Breakdance (6h 0m 0s)
- Have URL Train the Rookie (4h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 50 75
Story[ | ]
DESTRUCTOR WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE FORCE!
I don't know, man. You seem like the type of guy we like to put away, Big, metal, violent...
Come to think of it, I seem like the type of guy we like to put away.
And don't get me started on Mecha-Hermes.
I AM DESTRUCTOR! OFFICER OF THE LAW!
I like the sound of that. Awww yeah.
MY SKILLS INCLUDE UNSOLICITED BEATDOWNS!
Okay, now you're overselling it. Let the nightstick do the work, man.
Part 5
Description[]
- Destructor gets complaints.
Objectives
- Have Destructor Scare the Guests (8h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 50 75
Story[ | ]
Hey, man, I've been getting multiple complaints about you destroying public property.
I SMASH BAD GUYS' FACES INTO THE WALL!!! Nyayayayayayaaaa!!!
I usually encourage that kind of thing, but I'm getting chewed out by the captain.
Just don't use public walls, okay? Smash their faces into a brownstone or something.
Sorry, Destructor. I gotta take your badge. Boss's orders.
DESTRUCTOR IS DISAPPOINTED! Nyayayayayayaa!!!
It'll be okay, man. There's a lotta private cop jobs out there.
Rent-a-cop, Mall Cop, Beverly Hills Cop...
And from what I can tell, those jobs are all nonstop laughs.