| Dr. Goodnsexy | |
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Story type |
Character Goal |
Event |
A Time to Give Thanks |
Dr. Goodnsexy is the character goal of Dr. Cahill, who was available for purchase during the A Time to Give Thanks event.
Part 1
Description[]
- Fry gets a check-up.
Objectives
- Have Dr. Cahill Test Samples (3h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 200
100 
Story[ | ]
What seems to be the problem, Mr. Fry?
Well, Dr. Cahill, I'm experiencing weird stomachaches and bloating.
I see in your chart that you've eaten nothing for breakfast but nachos since you were ten. Is that still true?
Yes, but these aren't your ordinary nacho cramps. They seem to have more to do with my street-falafel Sunday dinners.
Look, Mr. Fry, you can't keep scheduling doctor appointments just to check me out.
I resent that! I'm here about a genuine medical problem!
I'm not going to make appointments just to check you out 'til I've met my deductible.
Part 2
Description[]
- Bender gets looked at.
Objectives
- Have Dr. Cahill Discourage Binge Drinking (4h 0m 0s)
- Have Bender Avoid Responsibility (8h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 200
100
Story[ | ]
Hey, doc? You mind taking a look at me?
I'm a human doctor, Mr. Rodriguez. I don't know anything about robot anatomy.
Well, can you write me a prescription for some pain pills? I made a bet with some friends that I can manipulate the healthcare system.
My oath prevents me from giving you unnecessary medicine. But if you like, I can inflict massive pain on you and then give you some painkillers.
As long as I win the bet, I'm good.
Thanks, Dr. Hot Stuff.
I appreciate the compliment. By the way, your bill is $4000. Being a robot is a pre-existing condition, so your insurance won't cover it.
I can't afford that! Plus there's nothing wrong with me.
Most of my patients have nothing wrong with them and can't afford the bill. It's nothing to worry about. Just take some aspirin and pay the bill.
Part 3
Description[]
- Hermes complains to Dr. Cahill.
Objectives
- Have Dr. Cahill Perform Self Check-Up (1h 0m 0s)
- Have Hermes Commandeer Munchies (4h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 200 100
Story[ | ]
Dr. Cahill, I'm afraid I've been putting on too much weight lately.
Look, Hermes, you and I have know each other for... how long now?
Fifteen minutes.
Then I'm sorry, but it's time for my next appointment.
My recommendation is to eat a balanced diet, exercise, and get plenty of sleep.
I could have looked that up on the internet on my own!
But would you have heard it from a board-certified doctorologist who looks great in a lab coat?
Yes! It's the internet!
Part 4
Description[]
- Leela vents to Dr. Cahill.
Objectives
- Have Dr. Cahill Act Clumsy (2h 0m 0s)
- Have Leela Treat Herself (2h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 200 100
Story[ | ]
Look, Doctor, I get that you've got a great body, but isn't it kind of unprofessional to keep talking about it?
Oh, come on. You're hot and you're a spaceship captain. Don't you and your crew ever talk about your appearance?
Actually, I'm dating one of my crew.
Then how can you call me unprofessional?
It's Fry. Being unprofessional is the least of my problems.
My diagnosis is that you're experiencing abnormal levels of stress.
Why wouldn't I be experiencing stress? The universe is falling apart.
Whenever I feel stress, looking in the mirror helps me feel better.
I'm going to write you a prescription for two pictures of me to stare at every night.
Part 5
Description[]
- Dr. Cahill worries about the crew.
Objectives
- Have Dr. Cahill Check for a Pulse (7h 0m 0s)
- Have The Professor Forget Where He Lives (8h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 200 100
Story[ | ]
How can I help you, Professor.
I've noticed my entire staff has been making appointments with you... and now I can see why!
Are you saying it's my medical expertise, or the way I ooze sensuality from every pore?
Neither. It's that fabulous stethoscope of yours!
That's one of the new ThudGrabber 140's with the integrated beatbox and karaoke function, isn't it?
I'm worried about your crew's health. They've been venting to me about the poor working conditions.
Don't believe them! I treat my workers better than most companies do.
They said they only get five-minute breaks.
Yes, but they're allowed to use my time-freeze device. Leela spent six weeks in Rio during one of her five-minute breaks!