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Golden Bot is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow.
Part 1
Description[]
- Golden Bender shows off.
Objectives
- Have Golden Bender Make Gold Coins (1h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300
200 
Story[ | ]
Behold the new me -- more superior than ever, thanks to the miracle of gold electroplating!
Whoa, you're like the Jesus of bling! Was it painful?
Nah. They just hook you up to a high-voltage generator and submerge you in acidic cyanide for an hour.
Then tell my assistant to hold my calls and cancel my appointments. I'm taking the afternoon off!
There's ten things wrong with that request, but I wanna see what happens, so okay.
Gaze on my garish radiance and seethe with envy! Impressive, huh?
Not really. I grew up in a rich gauche family, remember? Even our nickles were made out of gold.
You're not even a little impressed?
Well...that diamond in your teeth is a nice touch.
That's not a crystal, it's an impurity from the electroplating process!
Part 2
Description[]
- Golden Bender makes demands.
Objectives
- Have Golden Bender Polish Assets (4h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300
200
Story[ | ]
I may be worth more than you, but don't worry, I won't ask for any special treatment.
That's a relief.
If I don't GET special treatment, however, all humans will be killed.
Shine my precious metal ass! Golden Bender commands you!
You couldn't afford it. So bite me.
YOU couldn't afford THAT.
We're having like the most obnoxious argument ever, aren't we.
Part 3
Description[]
- Golden Bender outshines others.
Objectives
- Have Golden Bender Outshine His Coworkers (8h 0m 0s)
- Have The Professor Practice Giving Good News (1h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300 200
Story[ | ]
I'm the star employee of Planet Express and I demand to be treated like it!
We already tolerate you announcing how great you are while doing no work. What more did you have in mind?
Produce a biopic!
Where were you? We had work to do!
Hel-lo? I'm covered in gold. That means I'm the best! The best can do anything they want!
Look, I'm no lawyer...
...But I'm familiar with that statue, so I withdraw my complaint.
Part 4
Description[]
- Golden Bender confronts his haters.
Objectives
- Have Golden Bender Flash His Wealth (12h 0m 0s)
- Have Fry Get Electrified (0h 15m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300 200
Story[ | ]
Bender, you've been totally insufferable since you became gold. So insufferable I actually used a thesaurus to find a word for you: "insufferable."
Maybe you should have used your stupid thesaurus to look up words for how great I am!
May I suggest "Benderiffic", "Bendiferous", "Bendmazing", "Specbendular"...
..."Rodrigueztastic"...
[Fill in]
I can explain that. Ever since you stabbed me in the right eye, I've worn these special glasses.They're designed to protect my remaining eyesight by blocking out everything. You know what they say: "Blind me once, shame on you. Blind me twice..."
Part 5
Description[]
- Golden Bender gets appraised.
Objectives
- Have Golden Bender Use Himself as Collateral (4h 0m 0s)
- Have The Professor Shop for Bargain Life Insurance Policies (8h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300 200
Story[ | ]
Good news, Bender! Your gold plating is so thin, ordinary wear and tear is scrating it away. By day's end you'll have nothing left to be obnoxious about!
Nooooooo!... Wait -- I'll still be Bender, right?
I'm no expert, but I don't see why not.
Then I'll ALWAYS have something to be obnoxious about. Loser.
Well, there goes the last bit of gold plating. I'm back to my horrible dull gray great self.
That's okay, Bender. You'd be my best friend even if you were made of molybdenum.
Thank you, Fry. That means a lot to me. Molybdenum, eh? Then they'd HAVE to respect me...