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Kentucky Fried Justice is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the personal character goal of Hyper-Chicken and unlocks upon purchase of him.
Part 1
Description[]
- Hyper-Chicken ups his lawyer game.
Objectives
- Have Hyper-Chicken Make Closing Argument (2h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300
200 
Story[ | ]
In conclusion, Your Honor, the evidence vaguely suggests my client is innocent of at least some of these charges. If you squint at it.
That closing argument was terrible, Hyperchicken! Lucky for you I'm a professor, not a judge, and this is a kitchen, not a courtroom. And the Jurors--
Oh dear Lord! I've been addressin' a jury of eleven secret herbs and spices!
Well, I lost my case. But I won't let 35 losses in a row get me down. I'm gonna dedicate myself to becomin' a better lawyer!
That's the spirit! I'm sure if you go back to law school and brush up a little--
I-say-I-say-WHAT? There's schools for lawyers?!
Part 2
Description[]
- Hyper-Chicken dusts himself off.
Objectives
- Have Hyper-Chicken Preen Himself (4h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300
200
Story[ | ]
I spent all night studyin' and now I know the law like the back of my wing. Go on, ask me anythin'.
Okay. What does "civil procedure" mean?
Objection, Your Honor! Irrelevant! I move for immediate dismissal of all charges against my client!
I mostly been studyin' courtroom antics.
How do you think my cross-examination went?
Pretty well, until you stopped questioning the witness and started preening. What happened?
I couldn't let the prosecution see they'd ruffled my feathers, could I?
Part 3
Description[]
- Hyper-Chicken looks for clients.
Objectives
- Have Hyper-Chicken Offer Representation (4h 0m 0s)
- Have Fry Get Electrified (0h 15m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300 200
Story[ | ]
I say, young man, you look like you could use the services of a full-fledged lawyer.
Why would I need a lawyer?
I'm sorry, I just assumed that a man of your obvious intellect must've been sold the Brooklyn Bridge several times.
Nope. Just once. And Bender promised the deed's in the mail.
I don't understand why I'm havin' so much trouble attractin' new clients.
Probably because nobody wants to be represented by a bird.
That can't be it. Atticus Finch has all the clients he can handle.
Part 4
Description[]
- Hyper-Chicken works on his negotiation.
Objectives
- Have Hyper-Chicken Negotiate a plea deal (12h 0m 0s)
- Have The Professor Use the Finglonger (1h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300 200
Story[ | ]
I got some plea deals to negotiate. Got any advice for me?
Well, it's probably a bad idea to open by admitting your client is guilty.
Hmm... There's a Kentucky kernel of truth in what you say. But ever'body knows I only represent guilty clients. It says so on my business card.
Yeah, I'd also suggest you not show that card to the prosecutors.
Now that's what I call a job well done! I negotiated my client's sentence from a six-piece bucket o' months to a two-year grilled combo special!
If I understand you correctly, you quadrupled your client's sentence.
A two-year sentence PLUS a complimentary electrocution. That's what makes it a grilled combo special!
Part 5
Description[]
- Hyper-Chicken aims to win by any means.
Objectives
- Have Hyper-Chicken Misrepresent his client (8h 0m 0s)
- Have Amy Hang out with bad boys (4h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300 200
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Hyper-Chicken, you've got a trial in the morning. Shouldn't you be preparing?
Don't need to, Amy. I'm guaranteed to win! You see, I'm representin' both parties!
I'm no lawyer, but isn't that a conflict of interest?
My main interest is in winnin' so where's the conflict?
[missing, fill in]
No, the charge is obstruction of the HALL of Justice, by parking on its lawn. I'm looking at a fine of 35 to 50 dollars.
So I've already reduced the charges! No need to thank me. In lieu of my usual fee. I'll settle for a handful of grain.
Part 6
Description[]
- Hyper-Chicken settles for himself.
Objectives
- Have Hyper-Chicken Settle out of court (1d 0h 0m 0s)
- Have Amy Get ripped off (8h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300 200
Story[ | ]
I reckon I better face facts. I'm never gonna fulfill my dream of appearin' before the Supreme Court.
Never say never, Hyper-Chicken! Someday you might be the defendant in a federal legal malpractice case!
No, Amy, I'll be happen even if it's just a state malpractice case.
So you're okay with being just an okay lawyer?
Well, boy, like my daddy always said, a man's gotta know when to settle.
I'll never forget what he told me on his deathbed...
"Help, son! They're dippin' me in batter!