Nuclear Proportions | |
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File:Goal Nuclear Proportions.png | |
Details | |
Story type |
Main Goal |
Event |
The Zapp Brannigan Event |
Act |
2 |
Previous Goal |
A Tariffic War |
Next Side Goals:
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New Recruit Beware of Sharks Automated Kill |
Nuclear Proportions is one of the goals in Futurama: Worlds of Tomorrow. It is the second main goal of the The Zapp Brannigan Event.
Story[ | ]
Part 1
Description[]
- Zapp is losing the war.
Objectives
- Complete Comeback Zapp Mission 1
- Complete Comeback Zapp Mission 2
Rewards[]
Zapp, whatever it is you keep calling a battle plan isn't working. You can't keep losing soldiers at this rate.
Can't we just replace them with new ones?
Every able-bodied Earthican's already in uniform!
Then it's time for a plan I call "Operation Repopulate Earth". It's gonna take a few Red Bulls, but I'm up for the task. Shall we get started?
Surrender, Captain Brannigan. The DOOP is on its last legs.
Surrendering is not in my DNA.
Yes, your DNA appears to be composed mostly of fleeing from the battlefield.
Did those bastards at 23andMe leak my report?
Part 2
Description[]
- Amy breaks up with Kif.
Objectives
- Defeat 5 Rifle Soldiers in Automatic Ejection
- Complete Comeback Zapp Mission 3
Rewards[]
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I'm breaking up with you, Kif. I can't just sit around waiting until the war is over for our next date.
But what about everything we built together?
I'm taking our Lego sets with me too.
This stupid war you started is ruining my life, sir! My girlfriend just broke up with me!
Chin up. She'll come back to you in no time.
No, she won't. She can have any man she wants.
Any man she wants, eh? Well, the good news is, most of them are dead.
Part 3
Description[]
- Morbo and Linda give an update.
Objectives
- Complete Comeback Zapp Mission 4
- Complete Comeback Zapp Mission 5
Rewards[]
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According to recent reports, the Carcaron-Trisol Alliance is inflicting heavy losses on the DOOP and its allies.
Linda van schoonhoven: Well, Morbo, it sure sounds like Earth is doomed!
THAT IS MY CATCHPHRASE, NOT YOURS!
Linda van schoonhoven: Journalistic norms went out the window the moment you started asking politicians about their pets, Morbo.
Zapp Brannigan is reportedly in talks with possible allies to aid the DOOP war effort.
Linda van schoonhoven: That's quite a long shot, Morbo. He's already alienated every possible ally with his import tariffs.
APPARENTLY HE IS USING HIS SEXUALITY AS A BARGAINING CHIP!
Linda van schoonhoven: Take it from me, that's one weak bargaining chip.
Part 4
Description[]
- Admiral Chu allies with Nylar 4.
Objectives
- Defeat 5 Rocket Soldiers in Pocket Rockets
- Complete Comeback Zapp Mission 6
Rewards[]
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Thank you for meeting with me Ambassador. An alliance between Carcaron and Nylar 4 will be an advantageous one.
Meeessswepepwmeespsope eeeeeewwww.
With us as allies, no one will turn your people into sweaters, I promise.
But just out of curiosity -- how much do you suppose a Nylar sweater would go for?
Listen, Chu, this alliance thing's working out great but when can I perform in front of the troops?
We don't have time for such nonsense.
That was part of the deal! Trisol provides amphibious forces in exchange for me getting to do my set in front of a big new audience!
I've got a new ten minute set on army food.
It's really just my old ten minute set on airline food with the words changed, but you Carcarons haven't heard it.
Part 5
Description[]
- Zapp blames Kif.
Objectives
- Complete Comeback Zapp Mission 7
- Complete Comeback Zapp Mission 8
Rewards[]
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We're being humiliated out there, Kif, and it's all your fault. If only you had talked me out of my import tarrifs, we wouldn't be in this mess.
I tried, but you were under the influence.
Kif, I specifically gave you the authority to overrule me in case I had too much to drink.
I meant the influence of your ego, sir.
Kif, fetch me the hypernuclear button.
Captain, you can't go hypernuclear. The other planets will launch counter-hypernukes as soon as you press that button.
Good. If I can't win this war, no one should!
Sir, please don't confuse your dating strategy and your military strategy.
Part 6
Description[]
- Kif tries to calm down Zapp.
Objectives
- Defeat 5 Paramecium Brawlers in Bacterial Warfare
- Complete Comeback Zapp Mission 9
Rewards[]
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If you launch hypernuclear weapons, it'll mean the end of the universe as we know it.
Your plan is to get everybody killed?
Everybody but me. That's straight out of the DOOP playbook.
I'm its primary credited author.
There's no hope of ending this war through diplomacy, Kif. Admiral Chu is not a reasonable shark.
He seemed quite reasonable when I spoke with him privately yesterday.
You've been conducting secret back-channel talks with the enemy? Kif, how could you?
You know that's a job I only trust to my close relatives or their spouses.
Part 7
Description[]
- Kif calls for peace.
Objectives
- Complete Comeback Zapp Mission 10
- Complete Comeback Zapp Mission 11
Rewards[]
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Thank you for meeting with me, Admiral. I hope we can find a way to de-escalate this war.
Remove all tariffs and we'll consider the war over.
Done! And to establish good faith, I volunteer Captain Brannigan for a public shaming parade as atonement.
You, my friend, are going to win a Nobel Peace Prize one day.
It was all in the name of peace, sir.
But I'm forced to walk the streets while everyone throws produce at me...
...without any erotic undertones.
Part 8
Description[]
- Kif and Amy go on a date, finally.
Objectives
Rewards[]
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I'm so proud of you for ending the war, Kiffy. Now we can finally go on that dinner date! And let's never fight again.
That's wonderful. I have reservations at this new Mediterranean restaurant--
Mediterranean? You know I hate having Mediterranean food right when we're getting back together!
I'm sorry I dragged you and your friends into an ill-considered war, Leela.
Wow, I've never heard you apologize before.
Well, the Zapper has turned over a new leaf. This leaf is soft and vulnerable and puts her pleasure first. I read that in Cosmo.
Ah, I noticed my issue was missing.