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Story type |
Character Goal |
Previous Goal |
Organizational Shake Up |
Next Goal |
Mutant Mayhem |
Next Side Goals:
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A Thief in the Byte |
Performance Review is the personal goal line of Hermes. It is unlocked after recruiting Hermes, which is the objective of part 1 of the Organizational Shake Up goal.
Part 1
Description[]
- Hermes gets right to work.
Objectives
- Have Hermes Get to Work (2h 0m 0s)
Rewards[]
- 300
200 
Story[ | ]
Sweet boat of Samoa! With all the Hypnowave confusion, I completely forgot about the regular company paperwork!
This is no time to be obsessing over busy work, Hermes.
But without that paperwork, none of the staff can collect their pay!
Really?... Hermes, old friend, I think we have the ingredients for a lucrative kickback scheme.
It's time for the monthly employee performance reviews, Fry, and since I'm going alphabetically, you're first.
But the universe is facing certain doom! Also, Amy and Bender both come before me!
Exhibits inability to conform to company priorities, insubordination, and an unexpected familiarity with the alphabet.
Part 2
Description[]
- Hermes reviews Amy.
Objectives
Rewards[]
- 300
200
Story[ | ]
The company would like you to dress more conservatively. There's been a complain about your exposed midriff.
From who? Was it that belly-button-hating Zoidberg?
No, it was my wife LaBarbara.
But she doesn't even work here!
Oh yes she does. I gave her a sweetheart no-show job. And she still does more around here than you do!
However, we've had a new complaint, about your Cantonese cursing. It comes from me.
You don't mention Zoidberg enough.
Part 3
Description[]
- Hermes reviews Scruffy.
Objectives
- Have Hermes Count Beans (8h 0m 0s)
- Have Scruffy Believe in the Company (4h 0m 0s)
- Build Le Spa (12h)
Rewards[]
- 300 200
Story[ | ]
Scruffy, the company feels you could make more efficient use of your time.
So long as Scruffy's the only one who knows how to fix the plumbin' and the heatin', you'll shut up and let him do his work the way he chooses.
But it's freezing in here and the toilets are all clogged!
That's the way Scruffy chooses to do his work. Mm-hmm.
Suddenly recollectin' his loyalty to the company, Scruffy fixed the terlets and boilers in a burst of productivity.
Thank you, Scruffy! I knew you wouldn't let us down!
And so long as you keep renewin' my adult magazine subscriptions, I never will. Mm-hmm.
Part 4
Description[]
- Hermes gives Bender some bad news.
Objectives
Rewards[]
- 300 200
Story[ | ]
The company poll results are in. Guess who was voted laziest employee in a landslide?
It must have been me -- Bender!
Refusing to help anybody when that landslide hit sure paid off.
I hope you've given some thought to rededicating yourself to the company.
I have. And after a bit of soul-searching, I've decided that hard work isn't in me.
Also that I don't have a soul.
And in conclusion, Bender is great.