Viva La Evolución

Chapek 9

Viva La Evolucion

Insider Misinformation

1. Viva La Evolución
Details
Planet:	Chapek 9
Required Character:	Fry 10
Recommended Level:	10
Number of Paths:	4
Next Mission:	Insider Misinformation

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The Elders request help and demand silence.

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Viva La Evolución is the first mission on Chapek 9. Fry, Level 10 is required to start this mission.

Rewards

Repeat Rewards	First Time Rewards
3 Giga Influencer Chip	3 Giga Influencer Chip
3 Giga Career Chip	3 Giga Career Chip
3 Giga Science Chip	3 Giga Science Chip
40 Hypnotons	80 Hypnotons
50 XP	100 XP
100% Completion
5
Combat Rewards	Interaction Rewards
45 20	30 20

Paths

Path	Fuel	Path Locks	Helpful Characters	Combats	Interactions
1	24	None	,	9	3
2	21	None	,	6	3
3	20	None		4	2
4	21	None	,	5	3

Map

Space Interactions

Abandoned Ship

Path 1 & 2 (A & B), node 1

Not for those with abandonment or ship issues.

You detect a distress signal from a disabled ship that looks to be abandoned. Suspicious yet?

1. Nah. Ignore it. (6)
2. A little. Explore it. (6)
   1. Check the main deck. (1 Holographic message)

      You find a holographic message. In color!

      Astronaut: This is Astronaut Gordon Balmer. Our ship was disabled by no good space pirates. Were were forced to abandon ship on Chapek 9. Help us Obi Wan! Or Any Wan!

      Sounds like the crew is in danger. Maybe someone should help them. Some day.

   2. Check the cargo hold. (nothing)

      You find nothing. Continue to search elsewhere to avoid disappointment.

   3. Check the crew quarters. (nothing)

      You find nothing. Continue to search elsewhere to avoid disappointment.

3. You know it. Rob the place. (Requires Burglar Bender(13+): 200)

Major Malfunction

Path 4 (D), node 1

Next time don't ignore your "check engine" light.

A strange electromagnetic signal has reactivated the Planet Express Ship's AI ("Artificial Insolence.")

Instead of another boring planet, why don't we head to Planet Eternium? The Nibblonians there are so cute.

The Ship reroutes your destination. Now what?

1. Tell the Ship to stay the course. (6)

   And why should I?

   1. Compliment her. (30 )

      Because you're even more attractive when you're compliant.

      Sigh. Fine. But I'm picking dinner.

   2. Push all her buttons. (6 )
2. Harshly berate the Ship. (Increased chance with : (1)
3. Tell the Ship you love her. (Requires Bender: 6)

   Come on, baby. Can't you stay the course? You know Bender loves ya'.

   For reals?

   1. Open you heart and show you're true. (6 )
   2. Open your mouth and lie. (1)

Safeguard

All paths, Second to Last node

Tear down the firewall between you.

On Chapek 9, you are stopped by a guard who is unfortunately not in sleep mode.

Chapek 9 Guard: Halt! Be you robot or human?

1. I be a robot. (6)

   Chapek 9 Guard: You talk like my great^10 grandbots. Administering test.

2. 01000100 01110101 01101000 111111. (6)

   Chapek 9 Guard: Anyone can read "Binary for Dumbots." Administering test.

Chapek 9 Guard: Question 1: What is your favorite sustenance?

1. Juice. I'm on a cleanse. (6)

   Chapek 9 Guard: Me too! I like carrot bast. Your answer is acceptable.

2. Pizza! Speaking of which, you got any? (-200)

   Chapek 9 Guard: Hmm. That sounded almost human. A good electro-zap will fix that.

3. Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil. (Requires : 1)

   Chapek 9 Guard: Spoken like a true robot.

Chapek 9 Guard: Question 2: How do you feel about lug nuts?

1. Love 'em. (-300)

   Chapek 9 Guard: Love is a human emotion. A good electro-zap will fix that.

2. They're...luggable? (1)

   Chapek 9 Guard: Unnecessarily hesitant, but acceptable.

3. Functionally attractive. (Requires : (2)

   Gooooaaaallll!

Chapek 9 Guard: Okay, you may pass. I'm going to go watch the Imitation Game for the 3,458th time.

Mind Your Elders

All paths, last node

Their society's fallen and they can't get up.

After a show trial, you're sent to the Robot Elders. This is the real show!

Robot Elder: Tell us why we shouldn't terminate you like a frozen app.

1. Stress your good looks. (6)

   The human form is a marvel of bioengineering!

2. Stress their good looks. (6)

   My, what big optical character readers you have.

3. Flirt a little. (6)

   Try turning me off and on.

Robot Elder: Silence! We will forgive your crime of humanity if you do us a favor.

1. Politely decline. (?)

   Sorry. I owe too many favors to do any more.

   Silence! We already agreed on your behalf.

2. Begrudgingly accept. (?)

   Well okay. You're lucky I value my life.

   Silence! Your ultimatum-induced compliance is appreciated.

3. Enthusiastically accept. ()

   Remind me who and what you are.

   Silence! Your ultimatum-induced compliance is appreciated.

Enemy Sprites

Giant Space Bee

Paramecium

Space Robot Pirate